Absolutely Uncertain

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crazed-and-confused:

bigdoggles:

how is that even related

this movie has that same man swallow a boneless glob-chicken whole and that’s what you have an issue with? 

Me and my dad on every trip we take…

(Source: senj0ugahara)

marchingjaybird:

davidmarquez:

Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

History teacher showed my class one of these….we were all scarred for life

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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mosellegreen:

cumaeansibyl:

green-evening:

Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life

Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon

"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"

"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"

"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"

I am going to start playing this game.

(Source: thatgreenevening)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

Except the spell rebound and ‘killed’ voldemort

desishelby:

holyviners:

luis-exe:

mothramod:

libramodssovintage:

the-adonis-pluto:

audiemichael:

REBLOG : This girl was found dead the morning after this photo was taken. She died of suffucation, and was found with a plastic bag over her head. She loved taking pictures of herself. It wasn’t until a week after she was killed, her sister found this on her laptop. Police investigations have no lead on her murder except for the man hidden in this picture. The mans identity remains unknown. If you dont reblog this in 254 seconds this man will appear in one of your pictures and kill you the same way she was.

SPNG Tags: Castiel / SHOCKED/ SCARED / of Lucifer and women / Looking for a particular Supernatural reaction gif? This blog organizes them so you dont have to spend hours hunting them down.

I AIN’T RISKIN’ ANYTHING!

I SORRY FOLLOWERS!

BUT I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN THESE THINGS!

WHICH IS RIDICULOUS!

BUT I AM REBLOGGING IT!

lol not taking any chances

I hate these

I really hate these

sorry followers

I hate these

Sorry I am so sorry

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

sugako0kie:

earth-to-sierra:

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HER.

because she transformed from an innocent child star into a normal adult and people can’t handle it

it’s like not liking wine because its an adult version of grapes

(Source: pleathe)

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

elicium:

depressed-male:

purplemountains:

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

Tried to scroll. Couldn’t. Stick around please

I care

why would you try to scroll what the hell man

soulless people are the ones that scroll
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